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Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry always gets the best of the argument.

Richard Whately

HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.

Anonymous

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

Anonymous

I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.

Katherine Cebrian

I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And i'm President of the United States and i'm not going to eat any more broccoli.

George W. Bush

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

Jim Davis

Once, during prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

W. C. Fields

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks.

Pierre August Renoir

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.

Andy Rooney

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture i'd buy a painting.

Andy Rooney