Come along inside... we'll see if tea and buns can make the world a better place.

You can say this for ready-mixes - the next generation isn't going to have any trouble making pies exactly like mother used to make.

I don't like gourmet cooking or "this" cooking or "that" cooking. I like good cooking.

A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.

don't let love interfere with your appetite. It never does with mine.

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate.

Noncooks think it's silly to invest two hours' work in two minutes' enjoyment; but if cooking is evanescent, so is the ballet.

A bum came up to me saying "I haven't eaten in two days!" I said, "You should force yourself!"

A bum told me "I haven't tasted food all week." I told him "don't worry, it still tastes the same!"

But those aren't the flavors. That'd make too much sense. Apple and pear, according to Dr. Phil, are body types the bars are made for. Hey, i've got some advice. If you look like an apple or a pear, eat or an apple a pear! (On Dr. Phil's s energy bars.)