No man is lonely while eating spaghetti.

Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.

isn't there any other part of the matzo you can eat? (On being served matzo ball soup three meals in a row.)

The real fact is that I could no longer stand their eternal cold mutton. (On why he left for England South Africa.)

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face.

Many aspects of my method are based on my feeling and experience. For instance, I always give my bird a generous butter massage before I put it in the oven. Why? Because I think the chicken likes it - and, more important, I like to give it.

Health food may be good for the conscience but Oreos taste a hell of a lot better.

If you ever have to support a flagging conversation, introduce the topic of eating.

Asparagus inspires gentle thoughts.

i'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.