My English is a mixture between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Archbishop Tutu.

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

sentences In my I go where no man has gone before... I am a boon to the English language.

Introducing 'Lite' - The new way to spell 'Light', but with twenty per cent fewer letters.

Even now a team of linguists is at work translating Don Revie's writings on the game (of football) from the original gibberish into Arabic.

English was good enough for Jesus Christ and it's good enough for the children of Texas.

When I read some of the rules for speaking and writing the English language correctly, I think any fool can make a rule, and every fool will mind it.

I never made a mistake in grammar but one in my life and as soon as I done it I seen it.

In two words, im possible.