Life is so unlike theory.

Life is like eating artichokes, you have got to go through so much to get so little.

There must be more to life than having everything.

Life is painful, nasty and short... in my case it has only been painful and nasty.

Life is like a cobweb, not an organization chart.

Life is a horizontal fall.

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.

I came into this world black, naked and ugly. And no matter how much I accumulate here, it's a short journey. I will go out of this world black, naked and ugly. So I enjoy life.

life's more amusing than we thought.

A man should control his life. Mine is controlling me.