In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season.

Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?

Life is wasted on the living.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Life is a zoo in a jungle.