У розділі представлені гумористичні цитати і смішні висловлювання на тему покупок.
People will buy anything that is 'one to a customer'. 
The other line moves faster.
If you change lines, the one you just left will start to move faster than the one you are now in.
In department stores, so much kitchen equipment is bought indiscriminately by people who just come in for men's underwear.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
Wal-mart... do they make like walls there?
We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls. (Neither Here Nor There, 1991.)