У розділі представлені різні смішні ситуації, в яких відбувається гра англійських слів.
Three tomatoes are walking down the street, a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. The baby tomato is lagging behind the poppa and momma tomato. The poppa tomato gets mad, goes over to the momma tomato and stamps on him (STAMPS on the ground) and says: "Catch up."
There once was a very large lady in our town. She wore a dress size 16. I knew her when she was young, but she had a much smaller size.
Why do you think she is now wearing a size 16?
I guess she just 8 + 8 (ate and ate).
A man wanting to borrow another man's newspaper asks, "Are you finishe(d)?"
The other man replies, "No, i'm Norwegian."
I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I was said "Hi Jack", but very loud.
A woman was driving in her car on a narrow road. She was knitting at the same time, so she was driving very повільно.
A man came up from behind and he wanted to pass her. He opened the window and yelled, "Pull over! Pull over!"
The lady yelled back, "No, it's a sweater!"
Two friends meet and one of them says: "i've taught my dog how to speak English!"
"that's impossible", says the other man, "Dogs don't speak!"
"it's true! I'll show you." He turns to his dog, "How's the situation in England?"
The dog answers: "Rough, rough."
One day an English grammar teacher was looking ill.
A student asked, "what's the matter?"
"Tense," answered the teacher, describing how he felt.
The student paused, then continued, "What was the matter? What has been the matter? What might have been the matter...?"
Teacher: Rumiko, be careful your purse is open. Someone might take your money!
Rumiko: Oh, no. I left open it so I can get more money.
Teacher: How can you get more money?
Rumiko: The weather report said we would have some change in our weather!
Boyfriend: What is your favorite music group?
Girlfriend: I love U2!
Boyfriend: I love you too, but what is your favorite music group?
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "what's So with the long face?"