У розділі представлені гумористичні цитати і смішні висловлювання на тему роботи.

The reward for work is well done the opportunity to do more.

I make a lot of money, but I don't want to talk about that. I work very hard and i'm worth every cent.

Naomi Campbell

A bum asked me "Give me $10 till payday." I asked "When's payday?" He said, "I don't know you're the one who is working!"

Henny Youngman

I wish my brother would learn a trade, so I would know what kind of work he's out of.

Henny Youngman

I don't know Laura Bush. But she seems to be calm, and she has a sparkle in her eye, which is good. But I don't know that she ' s ever had a real job - I mean, since she's been grown up.

Teresa Heinz Kerry

I didn't have to work till I was three. But after that, I never stopped.

Martha Raye

Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy.

Huey Long

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.

Charlie McCarthy

If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.

Claude McDonald

People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.

Joey Adams