If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

No project was ever completed on time and within budget.

People are always available for work in the past tense.

If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves.

we're not Prince Charles and Princess Di. We don't think of ourselves as royalty. We happen to be working people.

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker.

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

An ant on the move does more than a dozing ox.

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.