It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

Life is like an onion; peel off you one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.

Life is just a phase you're going through... you'll get over it.

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

Everything has been figured out, except how to live.

An autobiography is the story of how a man thinks he lived.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat.

For most men life is a search for the proper manilla envelope in which to get themselves filed.

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.

it Were offered to my choice, I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults in the first.